The Shit Show Box

🎟️ The Shit Show Box

For when life is an actual circus and you're the exhausted ringmaster. Send this brutally honest, comfort-packed care package to someone navigating chaos with a sense of humor (or desperately in need of one).

What’s Inside:

📖 F*ck This Shtshow: A Gratitude Journal for Tired-Ass Women
A hilariously honest journal packed with prompts like “Asshole of the Day” and “B*tch Session” to help stressed-out women vent, laugh, and maybe find a little gratitude along the way.

🎟️ Welcome to the Sh*t Show Plush
A soft and squishy Punchkin plush that says what we're all thinking: “Enter at your own risk.”

🕯️ Light a F*cking Candle
A hand-poured soy candle in a vintage-style tin with a cozy, woodsy scent and one goal: to improve the vibes instantly.

💌 Sh*t Show Greeting Card
A bestselling, handmade card that says it all – because sometimes “thinking of you” doesn’t quite cut it.

🙋 FAQs:

Can I add a book?
Yes! There’s room for a regular-sized book. Uplifting, humorous, or self-care reads are great choices!

Can I add more gifts?
Absolutely. You can add 1-2 extra gifts. Need help picking? Message us and we’ll make sure everything fits beautifully.

Can anything be swapped?
Yes. Want to swap or remove an item? Just reach out and we’ll customize the box to your liking.