Some people collect stamps. Others collect emotional baggage. But you? You collect books... and now you can collect plushies that feel just as unhinged, overcaffeinated, dramatic, cozy, flirty, queer, haunted, or exhausted as you do.
Introducing the Plushies Collection by Punchkins – a delightfully unhinged squad of shelf-ready companions, squishy misfits, and desk buddies with big personalities. Whether you’re into banned books, dumpster fires, queer joy, emotional baggage, or literal toilet humor, there’s a Punchkin waiting to silently scream with you.
With weighted bottoms, punny personalities, and adorably dangly legs, these plushies don’t just sit pretty – they sit with purpose (and posture).
Perfect for gifting, desk-sitting, book nook-dwelling, or silently screaming alongside you as you hit "just one more chapter."
Choose your Plush:
Fantasies Book Plush – Needs an escape from reality... like, yesterday.
Extra Spicy Book Plush – Comes with warning labels and a safe word.
Banned Book Plush – Here to stir up trouble and challenge the system.
Queer Book Plush – Loud, proud, and snuggly as hell.
Thrillers Book Plush – Definitely saw something they shouldn’t have.
True Crime Book Plush – Knows where the bodies are buried (and takes notes).
Horror Book Plush – Still recovering from Chapter 13.
Book Boyfriend Plush – Better than your ex. And your next.
Emotional Baggage Plush – So relatable it hurts.
Sounds Gay Plush – Sounds perfect, actually.
Succulent Plush – Work succs without you.
Sh*t Show Ticket Stub Plush – Life's a mess. Might as well laugh.
Sh*t Happens Plush – Unapologetically honest. And squishable.
Toilet Paper Roll Plush – Your emotional support roll.
Birthday Cake Plush – Sweet, frosted chaos.
Sassy Cupcake Plush – Cute on the outside, savage on the inside.
Dumpster Fire Plush – For when everything’s on fire… but make it adorable.
Holy Crab! Plush – Your trophy for surviving the Slurp line (and the viral crab rangoon burrito). 🦀
